In this week’s edition of Bully!:

This week we bring you two unusual stories. The first starts off appropriately in prison. Toni Tramel, 31, of Owensboro, KY was changing into her prison uniform when she sprayed a sheriff’s deputy with breast milk. There are a couple interesting points here. The first is what the hell did Tori expect to gain from spraying the deputy? Does her breast milk work like pepper spray? Who knows. The second is that the article I saw said the deputy went through a “bio-hazard decontamination process”. What did they do, burn her uniform and give her a shower? I am really not seeing how much more than some sanitizer and maybe a change of clothes would be required.

Check it out on here

Our second story takes us into the world of food. Chef Daniel Angerer of Klee Brasserie decided to make and serve a cheese from his wife’s breast milk. The artisan breast cheese is paired with figs and wine, and is apparently very popular. Asked her opinion, Angerer’s wife said that she believed that the controversy comes from the mixing of sex and food, but that the breast is a source of food. Yes, the breast is a source of food; a source of food for babies, not a bunch of bored yuppies. Also, there is no word yet on how often she is milked or if she has received any utter cream endorsements.

Check out this boob’s story here

Friend’s Don’t Let Friend’s Shave and Drive

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37 of Key West, Fla, was on her way to see her boyfriend and decided she wasn’t ready for the experience. So, what’s a girl to do? Hand the steering wheel over to her ex-husband, who was conveniently in the passenger seat, while she trimmed up her bikini area. As you can imagine this did not turn out well. The couple rear ended another car who was turning. I can only imagine where the ex-husband’s attention was and it probably wasn’t on steering the car. After hitting the other car they drove a little farther and switched places, because the day before Ms. Barnes lost her license. (Bet you didn’t see that coming.) Officers weren’t buying that her ex was driving the car though, because she had dry burns on her face that indicated that she had been smacked in the face with the air bag. (Only the driver’s side air bag deployed).

This article is rife for the picking. My first question was why was the ex-husband in the car and more importantly why did any of this seem like a good idea? I am not sure how I would take an ex openly telling me that she is on her way to a sexual encounter and that she is going to trim herself up in front of me to prep for the occasion, moreover asking me to hold the wheel of a MOVING car while she shaved and worked the pedals. So it pretty safe to say he has no sense. So why was he there in the first place? I can only hope that he was going to get dropped off somewhere, but in reality he was probably going to stand in the corner.

Anyway, who carries the stuff to do this with them? I know purses are supposed to be these deep wells items, but I don’t know anybody who carries a razor with them everywhere.

Finally, why did she admit it to the officer? Of all the times to tell the truth this was not one of them. Could we not have just left it at: ” I don’t have a license and I was scared. I hit the other car because I was distracted (no need to elaborate, just say you zoned out looking at the bushes) and ran because I didn’t want to go to jail.” At least she was lactating when the officer asked.

This muff driving event can be found here

Man and Pillow so Happy Together

Lee Jin-gyu has married his favorite pillow which has a picture of Fate Testarossa, a character from an anime series, on it. This is the second such marriage in Japan. Last year a man married a character that only exists on his Nintendo DS. All I can say, and I see this to the whole of Japan, is: “Y’all are strange.”

Check out the happy couple here

The wonderful people over at Muttropolis are selling doggy mustaches. That’s right doggy mustaches. The toy is a the typical rubber ball chew toy with a mustache on one end. The dog holds the ball in his mouth while sporting a prefect handlebar mustache to the world. Get one of these today and turn your dog into a sophisticate.

Go to Muttropolis here

Grandmother Grows Devil Horn

Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Henan province, China, has an unusual problem, she has a 2 inch horn like growth coming out of her forehead. To make matters worse she seems to have a matching horn starting to break the skin on the oppisite side. None of the accounts I read was able to attribute the growths to anything. Follow the link below and check out the pictures. It is errie how much these look like devil horns.

Article about Grandmother with horns

Well that concludes this weeks edition of Bully!. Thanks for reading!

I found two versions of the video and I watched both and I took away one thing. Why the hell did that hair cut seem like a good idea? Yes, I know I am 25 years too late to be making any criticism, but this wasn’t exactly on my radar in 1984. (Trivia: Nor was it on anybody else’s radar. Despite the song being a current standard, it never made it on to the US top 40). Anyway, I am hoping to find some direction to what the song meant to the band, but I can’t get past Marian Gold’s big head. One of the reason’s I found him (it) disturbing, is that people are posting that he was “hot”. What the hell people? Were you stoned through the 80’s? He’s got Mozart’s wig on and he looks like a cross between Frankenstein and a constipated David Hasslehoff.

I have included a pic and the second video to illustrate my point.

Your guess is as good as mine as to the meaning of this one.  I assume it is short for somebody’s name.

A Mercedes just seems like a really expensive pet taxi too me.

Sorry for the blurry shot.  The plate reads 2Cre8ive.  Is that ever possible?

Raider For Life

I sat in rapt attention waiting for the reporter to break out into a giggle, while the interviewee talked about the subtly of 3 pieces composed for triangle.  No laugh.  No “Do you really expect the world to take you seriously?”.  No Satisfaction.  Perhaps I don’t hear the subtle tones of the triangle as anymore than a solitary clanging because I have burnt out my auditory nerves on Lily Allen and Vampire Weekend.  Who knows?

What I can say after many years of being goaded by Ira Glass, is that although NPR may be cheaper than my trip to Starbucks everyday it not always better. If this is what you are going to do with my pledge, I’d rather give to some poor, needy bank.

Mr. Crappie The Fishing Rod

If you don’t catch any fish with this rod you have nobody to blame. It said it was crappy.

Wal-Mart Deli Glazed Yeast Rings

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING appetizing about a Glazed Yeast Ring. Sounds more like a personal problem than a pastry.