Bully! Volume 1 Issue 1
Welcome to Bully! The text based podcast for an audio world. My name is Randy and I will be your guide through some of the more interesting stuff that may have passed you by.
In this week’s edition of Bully!:
| Two stories of breast milk, the most perfect food | Friend’s Don’t Let Friend’s Shave and Drive |
| Man and Pillow, so Happy Together | Grandmother Grows Devil Horn |
| This Week in Mustache Culture |
Breast Milk in the News
This week we bring you two unusual stories. The first starts off appropriately in prison. Toni Tramel, 31, of Owensboro, KY was changing into her prison uniform when she sprayed a sheriff’s deputy with breast milk. There are a couple interesting points here. The first is what the hell did Tori expect to gain from spraying the deputy? Does her breast milk work like pepper spray? Who knows. The second is that the article I saw said the deputy went through a “bio-hazard decontamination process”. What did they do, burn her uniform and give her a shower? I am really not seeing how much more than some sanitizer and maybe a change of clothes would be required.
Our second story takes us into the world of food. Chef Daniel Angerer of Klee Brasserie decided to make and serve a cheese from his wife’s breast milk. The artisan breast cheese is paired with figs and wine, and is apparently very popular. Asked her opinion, Angerer’s wife said that she believed that the controversy comes from the mixing of sex and food, but that the breast is a source of food. Yes, the breast is a source of food; a source of food for babies, not a bunch of bored yuppies. Also, there is no word yet on how often she is milked or if she has received any utter cream endorsements.
Check out this boob’s story here
Friend’s Don’t Let Friend’s Shave and Drive
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37 of Key West, Fla, was on her way to see her boyfriend and decided she wasn’t ready for the experience. So, what’s a girl to do? Hand the steering wheel over to her ex-husband, who was conveniently in the passenger seat, while she trimmed up her bikini area. As you can imagine this did not turn out well. The couple rear ended another car who was turning. I can only imagine where the ex-husband’s attention was and it probably wasn’t on steering the car. After hitting the other car they drove a little farther and switched places, because the day before Ms. Barnes lost her license. (Bet you didn’t see that coming.) Officers weren’t buying that her ex was driving the car though, because she had dry burns on her face that indicated that she had been smacked in the face with the air bag. (Only the driver’s side air bag deployed).
This article is rife for the picking. My first question was why was the ex-husband in the car and more importantly why did any of this seem like a good idea? I am not sure how I would take an ex openly telling me that she is on her way to a sexual encounter and that she is going to trim herself up in front of me to prep for the occasion, moreover asking me to hold the wheel of a MOVING car while she shaved and worked the pedals. So it pretty safe to say he has no sense. So why was he there in the first place? I can only hope that he was going to get dropped off somewhere, but in reality he was probably going to stand in the corner.
Anyway, who carries the stuff to do this with them? I know purses are supposed to be these deep wells items, but I don’t know anybody who carries a razor with them everywhere.
Finally, why did she admit it to the officer? Of all the times to tell the truth this was not one of them. Could we not have just left it at: ” I don’t have a license and I was scared. I hit the other car because I was distracted (no need to elaborate, just say you zoned out looking at the bushes) and ran because I didn’t want to go to jail.” At least she was lactating when the officer asked.
This muff driving event can be found here
Man and Pillow so Happy Together
Lee Jin-gyu has married his favorite pillow which has a picture of Fate Testarossa, a character from an anime series, on it. This is the second such marriage in Japan. Last year a man married a character that only exists on his Nintendo DS. All I can say, and I see this to the whole of Japan, is: “Y’all are strange.”
Check out the happy couple here
This Week in Mustache Culture
The wonderful people over at Muttropolis are selling doggy mustaches. That’s right doggy mustaches. The toy is a the typical rubber ball chew toy with a mustache on one end. The dog holds the ball in his mouth while sporting a prefect handlebar mustache to the world. Get one of these today and turn your dog into a sophisticate.
Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Henan province, China, has an unusual problem, she has a 2 inch horn like growth coming out of her forehead. To make matters worse she seems to have a matching horn starting to break the skin on the oppisite side. None of the accounts I read was able to attribute the growths to anything. Follow the link below and check out the pictures. It is errie how much these look like devil horns.
Article about Grandmother with horns
Well that concludes this weeks edition of Bully!. Thanks for reading!